Random guy in a ripped "Sons of the Dragon" jacket and a loincloth


Virtue: Faith; Auspice: Galliard
Vice: Sloth; Tribe: Bone Gnawers
Breed: Lupus
Physical Attributes: Strength 3 (4/6/5/3) Dexterity 2 (2/3/4/4) Stamina 3 (4/5/5/4)
Mental Attributes: Intelligence 2 Wits 2 Resolve 2
Social Attributes: Presence 4 Manipulation 3 (2/0/0/3) Composure 2
Mental Skills (-4 on untrained instead of -3): Investigation 1, Occult 2, Politics 2
Physical Skills: Athletics 2, Brawl 3 (Wolf), Stealth 1, Survival 2
Social Skills: Animal Ken 4 (Canines), Empathy 1, Expression 2 (Dirty Howlsx2), Socialize 1, Persuasion 2 (Totem: Wereravens), Streetwise 2
Health: 8 (10/12/11/8) Initiative: +4 (2/3/4/4)
Defense: 2(2/3/4/4) Size: 5 (6/7/6/4) Speed: 10 (10/13/16/14)
Primal Urge: 3 (Lupus: -2 social penalty) Willpower: 4 Harmony: 8 (-1 per item of silver physically carried)
Lupus Benefit: Treat Stepping Sideways as a rote action.
Renown: Purity 0, Glory 4, Honor 1, Wisdom 1, Cunning 3
Relationship (PICK OR CREATE A NPC) 2, Totem 4, Allies (Homeless People) 2, Iron Stomach

Sept Pariah: No one knows how you’ve managed to stay alive for so long; the Sept Elders purposely come up with suicide missions to send you on, but you come back with stories of how you survived… never enough to be exiled, yet enough to be kept from attaining any real glory. Whenever the Sept Elders that are arrayed against you act as a obstacle to your character, you recieve 1 experience point.


Vagrant Bone Gnawer Troubadour trying to keep the pack together despite being despised by many in the Sept, and slowly being driven crazy by the Wyrm.

Flashback: Meeting Screwdriver

We learn of how Ashlar and Slays-Names first met Screwdriver, three years ago. Meeting Father Pisses-Gold at a bar, the two of them watch as a horribly badly dressed man wanders in, wearing not much beyond a towel.

“No.” Slays-Names and Ashlar inform Pisses-Gold in unison, but the Elder Bone Gnawer asks them to give him a chance- they need a Galliard, and Screwdriver is a Galliard.

Screwdriver proceeds to wander over and hit on a blond woman at the bar- Ashlar and Slays recognize the woman as Kataryna, the Sept Leader. Pisses-Gold waves Screwdriver over, and asks Screwdriver to demonstrate how good of a Galliard he is. Screwdriver complies- he jumps atop the bar, and begins to bellow out howling rhythms that sound very, very dirty…

…and takes Kataryna’s drink, taking a big swig of it. Kataryna looks at him, and Screwdriver sort of automatically gets off the bar, but not giving up the drink.

Slays and Ashlar decide to keep Screwdriver “because he’ll get mocked more than Ashlar, and Ashlar can go ahead and treat him like crap.”

Screwdriver, overjoyed, asks what this drink with the citrus taste is. Pisses-Gold says-

“That is a Screwdriver, of course, like it?”

“Screwdriver! That’s my name! Call me that!”


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